The soyboys’ problem is they are running out of Ukrainian alpha boys to die for them.
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Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy
Every girl wants to dance with you
Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy
I am so very special that it will take you a year to win me over.
Ukrainian soy boy Zelensky has his knickers in a twist again, this time over two Russian girls, one aged eleven and the other aged twelve. Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya, the two Russian teenyboppers in question, stand accused by the Ukrainian regime and their paid apologists in the European Parliament “of promoting patriarchal and pro-Russian values” with “Sigma Boy“, their viral teen dance song, which has racked up hundreds of millions of hits on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and wherever else the world’s teeny boppers congregate.
If you care to watch them on these youtube links here, here and here, be warned that youtube will plague you with hundreds of other links to the song, each of them having already been viewed millions of times. Although the music, if such it can be called, reminds me of that the CIA pumped into the Vatican’s Panamanian Embassy when their former drug running spook, Noriega, was holed up there, or that they used on the prisoners they tortured in Abu Ghraib, I am not the teenyboppers’ core target and I don’t even speak their teenybopping language, which they share with teenyboppers worldwide.
Revert to social media and you can find Chinese and South East Asian youngsters gyrating to similar forms of music in every one of their millions of hamlets. Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya are simply Russian manifestations of that global trend and, as long as they don’t blast it into my ears morning, noon and night, good luck to them and all like them in China, Thailand, the Philippines and everywhere else, even America, that is party to this essentially harmless craze. I mention America in particular as, at 1:16 in this video when signing his executive order banning horny men from little girls’ sports, Trump specifically said that his secret service detail should not be worried about the teenyboppers surrounding him.
Not so the cross dressing Zelensky, who fears Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya, just as he fears Russian schoolgirls singing Ya Russkiy or Russian mothers reading stories about Masha and the bear to their children. Houston we have a problem but it is as nothing compared to those the soyboys in Kiev, Berlin and Brussels have created for themselves.
The soyboys’ problem is they are running out of Ukrainian alpha boys to die for them and Trump’s new tactics are going to make them and their war racketeering redundant. Take, for example, the five-month battle for the town of Dzerzhinsk (known as Toretsk in Ukraine), which has just concluded with victory for the pro-Russian side, but with 26,000 dead on the Ukrainian side and all for what else besides ensuring that Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading fund continues to outperform the S&P 500?
Getting back to Sigma Boy, Betsy has explained that, though “the Sigma Boy is a very self-confident boy who doesn’t need anyone, at the same time, all the girls fall in love with him.” Although critics have tried to link those stock teenage sentiments with the darker pre-occupations of Andrew Tate and similarly sinister influencers, to my uncomplicated mind, it is just a modern and infinitely more grating version of Lili Marleen, the great German hit both sides enjoyed during the Second World War, where soldiers from all sides showed heroism in the face of certain defeat.
I am particularly thinking here of the Battle of the Blue Hills, the Thermopylae of the Foreign Waffen-SS when the Danish, Dutch and Estonian Waffen-SS inflicted staggering losses on their Red Army adversaries who, despite their appalling losses, knew that ultimate victory would be theirs. And, though the Estonian SS, the so-called Forest Brothers, with CIA help, fought on until 1956, just as with Hitler’s Reich or Zelensky’s rump Ukrainian Reich, they must be differentiated from profiteers like the Pelosis, the Zelenskys and Estonian lickspittle Kaja Kallas, who literally grew up as part of the Soviet elite but who, like the good turncoat Petr Pavel, is now suckling from an entirely different teat.
Profiteers like them are the real bane and they have been condemned long before Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya first breathed Russian air. Hjalmar Schacht, the economic architect of the Third Reich, was lambasted at Nuremberg for being the amoral opportunist that he was, and Erich Maria Remarque’s All Quiet on the Western Front and Guy Sajer’s The Forgotten Soldier were as scathing of Germany’s bellicose armchair generals as were the British war poets of their own charlatans and windbags.
Still, we all love a good parade and good music. Here is a British Paté film of the French armed forces parading through Paris on Bastille Day 1939. And here is Hitler’s Wehrmacht parading down those streets only a year later. And here, a mere four years later, is British Paté praising the Red Army as they escort 60,000 Wehrmacht soldiers through Moscow’s streets, with not a note of Lili Marleen or Erika between the whole sorry lot of them.
If we fast forward to 1955, British Pathé shows us Wehrmacht soldiers returning from Soviet prison camps. And, whatever our thoughts on them, our hearts have to go out to the mothers, widows and siblings shown in the clip wondering what happened to their loved ones, who died, just as Ukrainians are today dying, for nothing more than Hitler’s neuroses.
Still, even in death, there is hope. And, in Maria Zakharova’s case, some merriment as she laughs at British Foreign Secretary David Lammy’s idiotic remark that England’s relationship with Ukraine goes back ‘thousands of years’ and Germany’s equally stupid declaration that they must boycott Russia’s May 9th 80th-anniversary celebrations of the victory over Nazi Germany in solidarity with Ukraine’s remaining Nazi legions.
Although he must honour the past, Russian President Putin is on record as wanting to put the horrors of the Great Patriotic War behind us all, and Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya, who are each probably on a Ukrainian hit list, are most likely on the same page as Putin and Russia’s armed forces with regard to that. But, as long as opportunists like the Zelenskys, the Pelosis, Kallas and that awful Albrecht/von der Leyen woman are given any semblance of authority, further slaughter is inevitable.
That said, the changing of the guard in the White House is a cause for hope. Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s Press Secretary, who seems to be cut from the same mould as Zakharova, is a vast improvement on Biden’s DEI hire and the Trump family, unlike Biden’s, seem to have no secret mega-deals with Ukraine’s Nazis. The hope, therefore, is that Trump and Putin can make a palatable deal on Ukraine and that children like Betsy and Maria Yankovskaya can chase their sigma boys elsewhere and bigger but less gifted children like Kallas, Albrecht/Von der Leyen and the cross dressing Zelensky can amuse themselves listening to Sigma Boy through their headphones, while the Russian and American adults surrounding Trump and Putin clean up the mess those imbeciles left in their wake.
